Here it is, day one of the Real Parenting experiment. My goal: To document our days as they actually happen, without sugar-coating, without lying through omission, without fakebooking. This is life, the good and the bad, or at least, as much of it as I can capture with pictures :) Today is Saturday. This is how life went down...
|The day started with Phoenix pooping on the floor next to the bed. Here is our SpotBot at work...best.investment.ever.|
|Oh yeah, and she also peed on the bed. I threw a towel over it. Don't judge me. I don't own a dryer, and I am not washing sheets today.|
|Consequently, Phoenix spent the rest of the morning in the bathtub...just in case...|
|This was the kitchen I woke up to this morning, so yeah, "real" breakfast wasn't happening.|
|Since it was just after 6:00am, and I am not a morning person, the kids had ice cream for breakfast. Because, well, because at 6:00am I DGAF. That's why. Ruby is thrilled.|
|This is the expression that says, "Mom, I love you so much for this, I just might cry."|
|As you can see, she already has silver teeth, so the sugar won't be an issue.|
|Here she is...Miss America! Me in all my morning beauty! Yes, I know, I'm gorgeous. Don't hate.|
|Around 9:00am I did finally have it in me to conjure up some green juice. My day was looking up.|
|On our way to the Farmer's Market! My dashing hubby, looking so...dashing.|
|This was Leonidas's "ninja style"...not so bad so far...as long as he's a ninja, he's happy.|
Now, of course, I did not get ANY pictures of us at the Farmer's Market because my hands were full of bags, Brandon was off with the kids most of the time, and I really just wanted to get it over with. My kids at the Farmer's Market are not cute. They are insanity defined. There is no need for pictures...only escape with our lives.